Why I like teaching English in Japan, by Eric Sartorius. ...because i can make MIDTERM TESTS like this bitches!...... Please fill in the blanks with the correct answer. ① Hello, my name is ________ Sartorius. ② I am from _________________, in America. ③ At school I studied _______________. ④ I also studied ____________. ⑤ 3 years ago, I worked on the Michigan Boat in __________, Japan. ⑥ I have ___ people in my family. ⑦&⑧ My hobbies are _______________, _____________, and gymnastics. Please circle the correct answer. ⑨ How do you say “自己紹介” in English? a. Introduction b. Introduce c. Self introduction d. Self introduce ⑩ This is Eric’s 3rd time in Japan. True or False ⑪ In the “Lucy” story, what does William stand for? a. Willpower b. Win c. Want d. Wisdom ⑫ In the “Lucy” story, Lucy does not die in the end. True or False Please use the answers below to fill in the blanks. ⑬ Yo mama is so __________ she sold her car for gasoline money! ⑭ Yo mama is so __________ she made an onion cry! ⑮ Yo mama is so __________ she can't afford to pay attention! ⑯ Yo mama is so __________ that when she was in school there was no history class! ...have you ever seen multiple choice yo mama questions on your midterm test before? i dont think so hahah also, what kind of an english midterm exam has questions about the teachers hobbies and where he is from? MINE! haha |